DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
- Unknown (via 13thmoon)
10 movies my followers are most excited for in 2013-2015.
i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
should i be watching barbie
#yeah ok #you ”like the pizza” #right right #death lbr you just have a huge dumb soft spot for dean winchester like 85 miles wide #and wanna spoil him rotten #oh you want your brother’s soul back? #welllll i don’t usually do things like this but omg pls i’ll make an exception for you dean #dean i don’t like it when people try to bind me and make me kill rampaging angels #but i’ll let you off the hook this time because i like you so much #hm okay chicago can stay since you ask #because i ~like the pizza #DEATH PLS YOU JUST LIKE DEAN (via chainedtocastiel)
DEATH TRIES TO STEP UP AND BE HIS FATHER FIGURE
also think about how for Dean this is the first time he’s ‘met’ Death, but Death’s met him so many times, DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY TIMES DEAN HAS DIED, he and Death have probably had billions of conversations already, please Dean is Death’s best friend, he’s one of the few people he gets to meet more than one time
I feel like Death is so classy he figures “Hell, this guy’s bested me so many times already… It’s kind of bad ass.”
Will someone make a fanfic about that? - About Death becoming a father figure to Dean?
And some angst, like Dean letting himself get into mortal peril so he can talk to his ‘dad’ again.
wtf why do coconuts have milk like i dont trust fruits that lactate
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want……
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no